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Post by WardWorks on Mar 10, 2020 22:37:55 GMT -6
I was thinking maybe something medieval looking... Couple of knee to ankle front of leg protectors in something like felt lined tin, with a couple of velcro straps..
A quick wash down with a cotton wool pad dipped into half a glass of warm water with a teaspoon of salt stirred into it will stop any inclination it might have to keep bleeding and get the dry blood off - must remember to get a new glass for (drinking purposes !) tonight, otherwise the beer is going to taste mighty funny ! 🍺 😝
Regards
OB of temporarily retired hurt to the pavilion, today’s innings resumes shortly - its coffee time ! 😎 😉
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Post by JCON on Mar 10, 2020 22:48:29 GMT -6
Where is nurse Ratched when you need her?  Oh there she is...  |
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Post by JCON on Mar 10, 2020 22:50:50 GMT -6
Med time OB...  |
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Post by WardWorks on Mar 10, 2020 23:04:02 GMT -6
 That’s not the original Nurse Ratched.. (I know cos the original is my poisonal noise !) 😝 Here she am ! 😎  Regards OB of extremely well looked after 😉 |
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Post by JCON on Mar 10, 2020 23:29:25 GMT -6
In your dreams!!!  |
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Post by WardWorks on Mar 10, 2020 23:40:47 GMT -6
Yours too by the looks ! 😜 Methinks Bucky’s gonna be annoyed about the sticky milkshake mess on the floor... you’ll never get promoted to executive level bartender now 😖
I’ve got pix of her in other uniforms and wearing either blonde or dark wigs (dunno why she uses wigs, nobody I know looks at her hair - but just try telling her that ! 🤔)
Regards
OB of nice pics 😉
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Post by BUCKY on Mar 11, 2020 0:53:32 GMT -6
It's not the sticky mess, so much.....he's pouring away all the profits!!!
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Post by WardWorks on Mar 11, 2020 2:32:23 GMT -6
Eeeegad sir ! 🤭 We can’t have that ! 😲
Think you’re going to have to have a little word with him 🤔
Thank Goodness its only a milkshake and not the good stuff ! 🧐🤫
Glad its you and not me - he doesn’t take me seriously (easy enough to do apparently) ... 🥺
Regards
OB of hiding in the shadows, snuffling quietly 😉
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Post by feldgrau23 on Mar 19, 2020 18:27:11 GMT -6
Man after going through all that I was left speechless. then I saw the last picture there and was really left speechless.  This is me basically all the time I see a 40's pin-up girl. dang the gif didn't work.ADMIN NOTE: I fixed yer gif for ya! |
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Post by WardWorks on Mar 20, 2020 4:04:17 GMT -6
Stand by folks ! 🤭
There's another shock coming from Obscurity ! 😲🤯
Brace yourselves ! 😖
Regards
OB of shock tactics 😉
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Post by JCON on Mar 20, 2020 8:16:18 GMT -6
Shock and awe coming to an OB near you soon!!! We're waiting!!! Not patiently but waiting...
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Post by BUCKY on Mar 20, 2020 13:15:04 GMT -6
Do I need a crash helmet??
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Post by WardWorks on Mar 20, 2020 13:49:19 GMT -6
@ Bucky - Nah, no helmets necessary, tain't that kinda shock
Regards
OB of shock treatment 😉
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Post by JCON on Mar 20, 2020 16:02:03 GMT -6
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Post by BUCKY on Mar 20, 2020 16:12:59 GMT -6
I don't think we need to put OB in one of those!!
Shocking development!!!
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Post by JCON on Mar 20, 2020 16:39:43 GMT -6
It was one of the most shocking things I could think of!!!  |
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Post by WardWorks on Mar 20, 2020 17:03:32 GMT -6
Errr Joe me ol' mate.....😗🎵🎶(says he, whistling innocently)...
Would you mind pulling me finger for me ? - VERY GENTLY ! (Mwahahahahaaar ! 😈) 👉
Pix unnecessary (oh the humanity !) 😲
Regards
OB of still whistling innocently 😗🎵🎶 😉
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Post by BUCKY on Mar 20, 2020 17:16:46 GMT -6
You don't have any local finger pullers, OB?
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Post by WardWorks on Mar 20, 2020 17:31:10 GMT -6
Plenty ol' chap, but this one really needs Joe's errr... 🤔... special talents (yes that's the appropriate wordage, special talents) to accomplish correctly 😈
Btw, is that chair photo he posted his lounge room recliner or the chair in his modelling room ? Looks like its a modified "hot squat" used to cure constipation in hospitals and the like 😆. He's covered the hole in the seat, under which a large tub was placed. Looks to have done a nice job of it too 😗🎵🎶
Regards
OB of counting down to shock time, watching summat on the bay of evil 😉
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Post by JCON on Mar 20, 2020 19:14:03 GMT -6
Sorry but you have to stay 6' apart... pull yer own finger and the chair is on a shipment to you for yer new deck... just plug it in and have a seat while holding your favorite drink!!!
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Oh there she is...
