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Post by JCON on Feb 6, 2019 11:03:00 GMT -6
One night four college kids stayed out late, partying and having a good time. They paid no mind to the test they had scheduled for the next day and didn’t study. In the morning, they hatched a plan to get out of taking their test. They covered themselves with grease and dirt and went to the Dean’s office. Once there, they said they had been to a wedding the previous night and on the way back they got a flat tire and had to push the car back to campus.
The Dean listened to their tale of woe and thought. He offered them a retest three days later. They thanked him and accepted his offer.
When the test day arrived, they went to the Dean. The Dean put them all in separate rooms for the test. They were fine with this since they had all studied hard. Then they saw the test. It had 2 questions.
1) Your Name __________ (1 Points)
2) Which tire burst? __________ (99 Points)
Options – (a) Front Left (b) Front Right (c) Back Left (d) Back Right
The lesson: always be responsible and make wise decisions.
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Post by BUCKY on Mar 4, 2019 21:34:04 GMT -6
Here's a good one.....
CONCAVE-----a place where ex-prisoners watch the game!
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Post by JCON on Mar 4, 2019 21:39:38 GMT -6
Lol!!!
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Post by BUCKY on Mar 4, 2019 22:32:09 GMT -6
After 10 years, a mother thought her child looked a little strange. So, she did a DNA test, and found out the child was not theirs. She told her husband what she found out.
Her hubby said, "You don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, the baby pooped. You told me to go and change him, so I went inside, got a clean one, and left the dirty one there."
The wife fainted!!!
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Post by BUCKY on Mar 4, 2019 23:11:06 GMT -6
Dude said, "Last night, my neighbor came home drunk, and started banging on his own door. The problem is, he lives alone. So, I went outside, and told him that he wasn't home. So, he left!!"
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Post by JCON on Mar 4, 2019 23:12:05 GMT -6
Lol!!!
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Post by Dukemaddog on Mar 6, 2019 15:58:04 GMT -6
Two fantastic ones Bucky! I love them!
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