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Post by JCON on Oct 29, 2018 17:50:42 GMT -6
From a friend,
Last Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to my husband, "Honey there's a witch at the door. What shall I do?"
He shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost." My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.
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Post by Buddho on Oct 29, 2018 19:35:58 GMT -6
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by Buddho on Oct 29, 2018 19:42:59 GMT -6
Q: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
A: Candy corneas.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2018 20:37:53 GMT -6
lol
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 9:29:44 GMT -6
Zombie Diner???
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 9:30:24 GMT -6
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there...
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 9:31:08 GMT -6
“Welcome to Bucky’s Diner. Can I start you folks off with some finger food???”
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 9:31:53 GMT -6
Customers??? They taste like chicken...
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 9:34:14 GMT -6
Today's special is Fresh Brains with a juicy red sauce!!!
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 9:35:38 GMT -6
I'll take a rack of ribs with a side of thighs please...
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 9:36:08 GMT -6
I will have an order of lady fingers please...
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 9:36:39 GMT -6
No clowns allowed because they taste funny... just saying!!!
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Post by Buddho on Oct 30, 2018 15:27:34 GMT -6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are here through Thursday. Try the veal....
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Post by Buddho on Oct 30, 2018 19:00:21 GMT -6
Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?
A: Coffin Drops!
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Post by Buddho on Oct 30, 2018 19:03:19 GMT -6
Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.
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Post by Buddho on Oct 30, 2018 19:05:44 GMT -6
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
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Post by JCON on Oct 30, 2018 19:34:18 GMT -6
Good ones!!!
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Post by BUCKY on Oct 31, 2018 0:25:11 GMT -6
Have you guys been into the Halloween candy, already???
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Post by JCON on Oct 31, 2018 7:58:15 GMT -6
What do you think???
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